A turd.
He crawled up onto Dave's car and dropped a bowel banana onto his bonnet.
Taking a shit on an inter-Continental flight.
FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.
Do NOT go into the restroom: that guy just dropped a nasty ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement.
A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.
I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.
That thing my girlfriend has that enables her to pass 100x more gas than me,
Kelly O'Duel has nelly bowels
Bowel ferret is another word for your cock.
Did you give her the bowel ferret last night youth
The purple headed bowel ferret
When u have been up too long smoking
He's in the Marco rolla-bowel-o Polo stage of no sleep.