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I shoot that fucking branch rat this morning for eating my damn Apples
A caucasian male who fucks dogs and eats their tight little pussys.
Rowan Branch fucked my dog until it died.
your best friend, must be a total homie and an og homie.
derived from cool ranch doritos into cool branch horriblos from you suck at cooking.
someone: whos that on your snapchat story?
me: thats my nigha cool branch. he a straight g.
When someone shits out there ass and tries to shove it back up like a monkey that swallows pills.
He must be a nice DIRTY branch.
Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”
Somebody like Katie Price for example
That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers
A big log of poo that fell out of someone's bum. People are known to swing from them from time to time.
*man doing poo squawks* "Aaah! What a relief to squeeze that beauty out.
Now it's time to get my hands dirty...
Boy do I love a poo branch"
Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children...
James and Addie's secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.