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A name. He’ll probably be that weirdo at your school who’s obsessed with chickens. He may or may not be dating a chicken.
Guy 1: Do you know Brian?
Girl 1: That kid who’s engaged with a chicken?
Guy1: .... He’s engaged?!? With a chicken too!?!
Girl 2: Yeah , I heard he married Nugget last week and they’re currently on their honeymoon.
Guy 1: I should have never asked ....
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Brian is a kind hearted , selfless person . He gives so much and is a true blessing . He is shy and sometimes afraid to show his true feelings . He may not have a lot of friends but those who are his friend love him . He is a very caring person and knows just what to say to help you feel better .
Guy :“I’m feeling really down” ,
Guy 2 :“You need a Brian”
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The realest and smoothest nigga in the classrooom on GOD. He ugly asf but Hella bitches want him and he don’t know that. He prolly get in hella trouble.
Brittany: omg I wanna fuck Brian so badly
Lisa: sameeeeee. OH SHIT HE COMING THIS WAY
Brian: what’s good
Brittany: ew don’t talk to us
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Brian like porter never knows when thew joke is over. He often can read the room and make a joke out of any situation. They can be borderline offensive but he does not give a fuck neither does he if you want to fuck with him. He is smart but hates the shit out of school. He is a visionary person who wants to help his country and the world. He has a giant dick like goddamn bitch at thirteen already an inch over the average grown man and has a six pack with massive biceps. He will make girls moan with his cock fingers or mouth. His favorite girl is bisexual and will fuck a girl for his birthday.
whos that on the corner it looks like a shes giving a brian to that dude i mean look how big it is.
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