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britney spears

A tragic waste. She who thinks that she can sing act and dance while being unaware that she sucks big-time (at the three previous things, and on other certain things). She who dresses like a streetwalker, is a complete idiot, is a total hypocrite, has unnatural, silicone-filled breasts, bleached hair, has a fake body/personality/voice and sends out a bad message to children.

This repulsive beast apparently never took a singing lesson in her life and enjoys(enjoyed) drinking underage; doing drugs, smoking, and getting body piercings, breast implants, and tattoos when she said previously that she hated them; squawking like a cat on catnip to some inane, bland, badly-written song; sleeping around with any man that looks attractive to her (and putting down any man who she deems unattractive); and doing anything (from abuse of her fans, among others, to cancelling concerts or stripping at them, to becoming a homewrecker) for attention.

This creature also responds to whore, slut, bitch, tramp, harlot, cunt, the list goes on.

Britney Spears is merely a streetwalker who got lucky.

by Lorelili July 8, 2005

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britney spears

A low class hilbilly white trash pop singer who does'nt take care of her childen

Britney Spears parties all night and does'nt spend time with her kids

by juiice February 3, 2007

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britney spears

what happens to you when your mom smokes crack before youre born, forces you into childhood prostitution, and then eventually causes you to marry a wigger and pop out two babies.

Britney Spears is your brain on drugs.

by lemurcatta September 25, 2007

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britney spears

the most stupid mom in the world! poor baby sean!

britney spears is a fucking dumb skank!

by hot puta May 31, 2006

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britney spears

britney spears

1. A whore who isn't even worth a penny. She thinks she's cool for wearing these shirts that say ''MILF in traning'' or ''I am the American dream'' or ''I'm a virgin but this is an old t-shirt'' She is the idol of 11-year old sluts everywhere and I feel bad for her son because he will probably develop brain damage later in life. She is married to America's number one wigger Kevin Federline, who ain't worth shit either. Lousiana should be ashamed.

2.The act of walking in a public bathroom with no shoes OR having a quickie marridge to someone but then later divorcing them 55 hours later

1.britney spears is white trash and the people who like her and have good things to say about her are retards

2. I pulled a britney spears last vacation because I couldn't find my other shoe.

3. Sheila: Oh my God did you hear about Angela pulling a britney spears?
Christine: Yea and then she divorced the guy 55 hours later. I could hold a longer relationship than that.

by DizzyLizzy June 7, 2006

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britney spears

A very stupid person. Characteristics of Britney:
1. STUPID
2. Careless
3. Stupid
4. STUUUUPIDDDDD

She has 2 sons and is mistreating them very badly. She can't be alone with her sons without a parent coach, seeing them only two days a week. She's stupid. She just wants some attention and every stupid person has fallen for it. She's had a lot of attention and I'm tired of her on every friken magazine page in the world.

Warning! If you match any of these characteristics, please change you name and move to the other side of the world and live in an alley in a cardboard box where no one can see you! Or, you can just head on to the funny farm!

Britney Spears is stupid. Other people who fail are: Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton.

by Somebodyyouproballydon'tknow December 10, 2007

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britney spears

talentless unsinging white girl with a big ass

Yo that chick over there seems like Britney Spears.

by doggy March 25, 2004

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