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the protection you want, for the sex she doesn't.
Kobe Bryant condoms commercial script:
Kobe "Hey, do me."
Lady "I'd rather not."
Kobe "I wasn't asking."
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August 24th is International Kobe Bryant Day because he wore the jersey numbers 8 and 24. On this day we honour what a legend he was and how hard he worked as an NBA player.
Guy 1: Bro it's August 24th.
Guy 2: It's Kobe Bryant Day? Man, I miss him.
The guy on the news says Kobe was a great guy, then corrects himself and says a great basketball player. If Kobe really raped anybody, he wouldn't be missed the way he is, his family wouldn't miss that kind of guy. Like Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant is crazy enough to do something that wasn't a good idea, (for Kobe having sex with someone other than his wife wasn't a good idea) but that doesn't make the guy a rapist. No matter who wants to make them look like one, Kobe and Mike Tyson are not rapists, and Michael Jackson is not really a pedophile, they're crazy, weird people, so people offer a lot of misinformation about them, but don't remember them for what they did in life, instead they want people to remember them the way they want them to be remembered, and its bullshit. Everybody seems to think something bad would happen if they said anything different than what the media says about it, so they seem scared to say any of their thoughts about it to anybody, unless their thoughts are the same as what the media says happened.
Kobe Bryant was a great guy, and some people won't apologize to his accusers or to feminists for saying it.
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a sweet and beautiful girl you’ve ever met.
Who’s that beautiful person right there?
It’s Vanessa Bryant
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Up goes the airplane down goes the helicopter!
Do you know how to fly a Kobe Bryant Helicopter
The day we remember the death of the goat 🐐 the legend and an inspiration to all young athletes in the world. RIP Mamba 💔😢:( :(
Today on 8/24 We will remember the day that Kobe died. Kobe Bryant Day
Bryant Middle School is where the people who couldnt get a job besides there. The teachers think they’re better than everyone else. All the people there are stuck up and self centered. Additionally, there’s so many dumb kids there, every student is high asf.
Wtf man, you act like u go to Bryant Middle School