Me and my girlfriend were taking a shower and she farted, giving us a steamy buffet, as the stench lingered in the moist contained air.
Where the stripper Spins on the Dance Pole and diarrhea sprays in the faces of the audience!
This happened for real google it
I got a mouth full of her shit when the Stripper Tainted buffet the audience.
A Term used for someone getting bitten alot by nats, mosquitos, and other bugs
"Man I feel like a bug Buffet with all these nats on me"
"Holy crap you look like you were apart of a bug Buffet"
"Every time I go out camping, I'm just a big ol' Bug Buffet"
Adjustable waist pants suitable for comfort after a large meal
Christie, after having gorged at a Vegas buffet, lamented that she wore skinny jeans and not her buffet pants.
the act of searching your kitchen for food that is
appealing to the appetite - so you lower your standards and repeat the search in lieu of dining out.
John said he didn't want to go out, as he was hitting the home buffet.
When you find food on the floor of your car or in the seats and eat it
Awww man, found some fries in my cars seat and had an awesome car buffet
The act of eating a a vagina while the girl is taking a shit aka the male to female reversal of the blumpkin. The location of the defamacache is pure choice of comfort. Do not take this act likely as it is #forthegirls
You know he’s the one when he goes down on you after bad sushi and gives you a buffet salad.