someone who steals the girl away from someone else; cock blocker
i was gonna bang this drunk chick, but my roomate jumped in and took her! he's such a smash burglar!
Your best mate caught eating your girlfriends snatch.
Don't trust that bloke he is a notorious Snatch Burglar
Pleasuring yourself to climax whilst your partner lays asleep next to you in bed (in the dark)
You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate
Hey, we are turt burglars! We are gonna steal yo turts.
1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.
2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
Definition 1
Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he
always wears different clothes.
Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?
Definition 2
Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.
Person 2: what a shirt burgular
under the leg, reverse grip masterbation manuver.
I walked in on my roomate and he was doing the "CROOKED BURGLAR"