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When Californians move out-of-state and try to make their new cities resemble California. This especially applies to Californians who left because California is "passed its Golden days", only to vote for the same policies that ruined California in the first place. (Similar to the concept of Settler Colonialism)
Individual level: Cali-nizer(s)
All those damned Californians keep moving into the area, and now rents keep going up. Not only are coffee shops now selling avocado toast, they started serving oat milk. Gotta love Cali-nization.
The catch-all nationality for people having physical and cultural characteristics that are clearly not native to the United States of America but they only talk “valleyspeak".
Whitey A to Whitey B:
"So I got rejected for a rent controlled apartment AGAIN this year."
Whitey B to Whitey A:
"Dude you're too plain... not cali-foreign enough"
When you have a bitch floss your butt hair with her teeth and then eats the dingle berries
Bro this chick was so nasty she actually gave me a Cali crumcake
Hungry dog from the commercials asking for donations
There's hungry Cali Qs all over your a lucky dog.
(n) Meant to reference weed from the state of California but more often than not it's your dealer's shitty mids.
"Hey bro I just got that fresh Cali Nug, 30 a g"
White kid in a polo: "Oh really? That sounds like quite the bargain good sir!"
A juice that is exclusive for rich people to drink in summer
When your thirsty in summer, u can sip Cali juice