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when a person refrains from Most drugs. Excluding weed in moderation and coke on the weekends.
She goes to N/A meetings call wifey although she is Cali Snober.
Consuming mushrooms and molly (MDMA) at the same time
"Dude I got so messed up last night"
"How?"
"I was cali flipping"
When someone has absolutely nothing to be depressed about, but acts and suggests that they are anyway.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."
"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"
Weed that comes in a colorful packet, usually god tier shit that your friend will claim came from California.
Me: DAMN this gas is fire
Friend: Ofc bro it's a cali pack
When Californians move out-of-state and try to make their new cities resemble California. This especially applies to Californians who left because California is "passed its Golden days", only to vote for the same policies that ruined California in the first place. (Similar to the concept of Settler Colonialism)
Individual level: Cali-nizer(s)
All those damned Californians keep moving into the area, and now rents keep going up. Not only are coffee shops now selling avocado toast, they started serving oat milk. Gotta love Cali-nization.
We're good or we're on the safe side.
Shit! I forgot the phone charger!
Nah, I got it right here. Don't worry, we Cali, we Cali.