smoking canadian

When a man constantly reminds everyone that he was a supervisor and he’s is at the bottom of the totem pole at his current job

Hey, you guys know Phil Thompson from Canada ? The one who is allway pulling the Smoking Canadian .

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molson canadian

Kickass beer the beats out all american crap and is much less expensive too

I drank a molson canadian and played hockey till 3am while partying out on the ice

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Canadian Beer

-the sweet nectar of heaven
-the official drink of God and Jesus

"i drink Canadian beer, my wife on the otherhand drinks american beer because she's a nice young lady"

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Canadian rape

To touch someone in a polite manner without consent

I just got Canadian raped (After recieving a unexcepted hug)

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Canadian Forest

A special kind of gay bar where a gay bear goes to meet fellow gay bears or even cubs and otters.

Charlie ain't ever not in that Canadian Forest. He always down with them cubs

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canadian tickler

It pertains to heavy Canadian women. When a female is on all fours and you eat their box from behind and tickle their sagging belly between their thighs.

I got that chick down to eat her box and her belly sagged, so I gave her the Canadian Tickler and she couldn't stop giggling.

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Canadian Cousins

People who have slept with the same person

Hey did you hear that Cory and Mike are Canadian Cousins?
No way!
Yeah, that girl Laura has made a lot of guys Canadian Cousins.

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