When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.
"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"
Da most popular light-classical selection dat da local fast-food joint plays over their Muzak speakers.
I love soft chamber-music as much as anyone, but it can still get a trifle tiresome hearing dat same cloyingly-sweet-toned Tacobell Canon in D played at least once over da diner's PA-system on every occasion while I'm chowing down my favorite lunch.
a large callibor revolver such as .45 long cult , 44 magnum, .50 S&W
I just got this new cowboy canon chambered for the 44 magnum round
When you clap your girls cheeks so hard to the point where it sounds or has the same decibels as an artillery canon
Hey what was that noise last night?
Oh yeah me and my girl were the Artillery Canon.
It's a canon event, like how Johnny ate that bagel. It had to happen. Or else the space time continuum will be disturbed.
"Jake why'd you eat the whole box of cereal? that thing was completely full!"
"Nah bro it was a canon event."
Something that has to happen for the stability of the multiverse to remain, such as Pewdiepie going towards the bridge or EDP getting a Cupcake
Gorbachev: Who are you and how did you get in here *In Russian*
Miguel O’hara: Mr.Gorbachev, you must tear down that wall, it’s a canon event
Gorbachev: Are you the Capitalist Spider hero or are you Ronald Reagan *In Russian*
Miguel O’hara: It doesn’t matter, tearing down that wall will lead to the collapse of the USSR, which is a Canon Event
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Slang term originating from the movie Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. In movie, a canon event is an experience that is shared by all Spider People across the multiverse. These events are what build the personalities and livelihoods of the Spiders, and deviating and/or preventing canon events from happening can have dire consequences, up to and including the destruction of their universe and multiverse.
In real life slang, a canon event is a life experience that is so universally shared that it might as well be fated to happen, part of your real life canon so to speak. Like in the movie, these events make people who they are and more often than not they will grow somehow from it. Fumbling your first crush is often said to be one of the first real life canon events, and deviating from that outcome could have dire consequences...
"I can't believe I just blew my last opportunity to ask her out, now I'll never be able to see her again."
"Its a canon event bro, it happens to all of us. Don't worry you'll get it with the next one."