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Cuck for Capitalism

Someone who is a working class citizen but still votes for politicians that support right wing economic policies. these policies go directly against the working class citizens best interests.

Spencer voted no on forming a union because he is a Cuck for Capitalism and said his union dues are money that could buy a PS5.

by CommiePussySlayer42069 June 2, 2021

10πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Capital Simp

Someone who is subservient to the capitalist class and will defend and serve them at all costs for just the possibility of a crumb of capital.

Synonymous with "bootlicker"

"oh here's Tim comes again to the defense of Disney even though they're refusing to pay 100,000 of their workers, what a capital SIMP"

by Noramonicom April 22, 2020

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Capital Funk

A hip-hop dance group from Washington, DC, winners of 3rd place in the 2005 Culture Shock Bustagroove Dance Competition.

"The purpose of the CAPITAL FUNK is to promote growth, awareness, respect, commitment, and entertainment of the hip hop culture within the George Washington University and the Washington, DC area. CAPITAL FUNK promotes the unity of humankind from all backgrounds through dance and hiphop."

"CFunk is Family."
"I love Capital Funk"

by Joseph Bayot February 6, 2006

184πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


anarcho-capitalism

Anarchy and capitalism. A person who believes in the dissolution of government, but adheres to property rights.

An individual who believes in anarcho-capitalism would cringe at the thought of watching a Michael Moore documentary.

by Pirate Rothbard November 7, 2009

379πŸ‘ 150πŸ‘Ž


Anarcho-Capitalism

An oxymoron and an invalid theory. Anarchy is anti-hierarchical, while Capitalism is designed around an economic hierarchy - company owners and company workers as separate classes.

Anarcho-capitalism is invalid for several main reasons:
β˜… Capital requires a government to issue it and tax it to create demand, and give value to the currency.

β˜… Anarchy is anti-hierarchy, while capitalism is an economic system designed to sustain a hierarchy.

β˜… Without government to lower the powers a company has over it’s workers, the companies become the new governments, so to speak. Companies replace the state, therefore β€œanarcho”-capitalism is not anarchic.

Person 1: I support anarcho-capitalism because I don’t want the government limiting my freedom.

Person 2: Without a government to limit the power of corporations, how do you keep companies from limiting your freedom?

Person 3: Well, we haven’t figured that part out yet.

by whitehotforever March 24, 2021

27πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


fixed capital

*noun*; one of the factors of production. Fixed capital refers to physical objects used to produce goods or services. Examples include cash registers, drill presses or car jacks, and civil aircraft.

Pretty much anything can be used as fixed capital, provided it is used by the entrepreneur/firm to provide a service or produce something valuable. If the firm is a hotel, then pillows and vacuum cleaners are fixed capital; if it's a store, then the cash register, the shelves, and the mop are fixed capital.

Another form of business capital is circulating capital. This is called capital because it's a physical object used to produce value, but its purpose is to be sold or used up in production.

Some part of the capital of every master artificer or manufacturer must be fixed in the instruments of his trade...In other works a much greater fixed capital is required. In a great iron-work, for example, the furnace for melting the ore, the forge, the slitt-mill, are instruments of trade which cannot be erected without a very great expense.

Adam Smith, *The Wealth of Nations* (1776)

by Abu Yahya March 3, 2009

26πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


capital touch

The act of violating someone's knee or elbow with a slight touch with a hand or a foot in an awkward manner.

I'm afraid to capital touch my date.

by OhPeter103 March 7, 2015

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž