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When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.
My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.
A game where you race crew members on the canyons surrounding the city.
Wanna play some Need For Speed Carbon? It’s such a good game.
Cheese infused truffle butter that bubbles in your mouth
I took a drink of Toms milk and it tasted like carbonated Doritos.
A person that is no longer in your life and basically dead to you, is a carbon fart.
David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?
When something is super underrated and special
"holy shit bro, hotline miami is CARBON as FUCK!"
"Yeah its BORON as HELL!"
"ARGON as SHIT!"
someone who literally wants to fuck carbon dioxide
carbon dioxidesexual people mostly have father issues
A person that's extremely annoying. They try to be popular but ultimately fail. They are nicknamed the carbon producer because the production of carbon dioxide harms our environment and atmosphere and so does said person.
Oh look, there's the carbon producer again, he's sooo lame.