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carbon dioxided

When someone doesn't respond to your text at all, to the point where it hasn't even been seen. Essentially the next level of being aired.

Person A: I sent that text nearly a week ago, and they haven't even read it yet!
Person B: Dude, they totally just carbon dioxided you.

by keliskindacool January 21, 2024


carbonate

When you sit on the toilet to take a dump but you only end up farting a bunch of times.

"I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"

by Onehitwonder? November 29, 2017


Carbonate

The act of placing a straw into one’s ass and farting into a cup of soda and giving the newly carbonated beverage with the straw to an unsuspecting victim.

Hey Jack, let’s carbonate Jenaya’s Coke while she’s not looking!

by Chex929 June 22, 2018


Gold Titanium Sulfur Titanium Carbon

When the periodic table symbols are used, this spells out autistic, originated on TikTok and is used among friends.

Are you gold titanium sulfur titanium carbon?

by abeil June 12, 2024


Carbon Dioxide Pods

The opposite of airpods

Look at those carbon dioxide pods. Apple is probably selling them at a bajillion dollars a pair.

by bigchungus1212 May 9, 2022


Carbonated Soda

When you finish in someones mouth after they ingested a large amount of soda and they burp to add bubbles before swollowing your now disgusting load.

"So did you get some?"
"Hell yeah, I gave that hoe a Carbonated soda!"

by life180way January 15, 2021


Carbon Bozoxide

The same as regular Carbon Dioxide, only it cannot be used by trees via photosynthesis, permanently damaging the Bozone Layer.

He is creating a lot of Carbon Bozoxide

by Bozone layer February 3, 2022