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If you have a caris in your life, you are one lucky person. Caris is one of the funniest people you will meet and will always be there for you. She is also one of the most beautiful people you will know and if your lose them, well just let the depression sink in. The amount of swagger that Caris carries with her presence is unmatchable.
Caris is such a cat mom and loves all things cozy. She is a professional coffee maker and is such a fashionista. You will forever love Caris
Caris is such an amazing person
Youthful, beautiful,strong. A girls name meaning Queen of it all!
If you don’t know a Caris your missing out.
Carie Ann is a middle aged woman who posts unbecoming selfies on her instagram. Only her 3 children liked it and the account she has for her dog, an annoying ass Yorkie named sugar pie. Her husband doesn't have instagram and her friends turned her post notifications off bc she posts an average of 4 times a day. Carie Ann thinks she's special bc her name only has one r. Everyone misspells it and writes Carrie Ann. The only "relatable" memes she posts on Twitter are "when you have a complicated name" memes. Only her 3 children follow her on Twitter. She still doesn't understand what a retweet is, even after her kids have explained it to her a total of 13 times. she thinks it's funny to say numbers in Spanish instead of English with a bad accent that sounds more Italian than Spanish, and when whomever she's talking to doesn't laugh at it, she loses a little bit of her soul.
Person 1: you know Carie Ann?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: she posted the same picture of herself holding a cup of coffee 3 times today. Should we be concerned?
A youtube sarottle on youtube and steak shoutouted.
The greatest lesbian to ever exist
"omg do you know who cari fletcher is?"
"um obviously, shes the greatest lesbian to ever exist"
Unlike the actual Cari this subspecies of human seeks to wreck havock upon any passerbys. They want to watch the world burn and to do so they drive all their friends to insanity.
FUCK off Carie im leaving you eat potato skins and smell like gravy.
shia is so hot!! she’s the best person you’ll ever meet! she’s so smart and talented. go find yourself this amazing person
omg did you see shia cary, she’s so cute!