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If you find yourself at a bad party, you can set off a nuclear carl before you leave. Here is the proper way to do it:
1. Get 2 plates from their kitchen.
2. Go somewhere where you will not be seen and poop on a plate.
3. Squish the poop so it is between 2 plates.
4. Put it in the microwave.
5. Set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins.
6. Casually walk out the door.
I hit that party with a nuclear carl.
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The dude that invented communism or something.
"communism is when no iPhone" - carl marks
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To shit in a sock (prefferably a toob sock) and then swinging the sock hitting someone in the face
I gave Ryan a cotton carl because he was being a jackass.
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Popular actor most well-known as Apollo Creed. Is also the only castmember of Predator who did not become a governor.
Man, that Carl Weathers cooks one mean stew!
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'''Carl Mygind''' was a Norwegian Primatologist, mostly known for his controversial studies on the orangutan's sexual behaviours. Little is known about Mygind because he lived a big part of his life among apes in Malaysia. The main controversy around his work was caused by his book named simply " The Orangutan's Sexual Behaviours". In this book, a whole chapter was devoted to " The sexual encounter between apes and men". In this part of the book, Mygind describes several sexual acts that he performed with male and female oranguntans. Carl Mygind got AIDS exactly 100 years after his birth. Some say he is the origin to the famous myth that HIV can be "created" from ape/human intercourse.
carl mygind - i got aids
jon - OMG you boned a monkey
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Carl Sagan is a man who studies the cosmos. He is not a priest...
His videos can most commonly be watched in Mr. Kruse's science classroom.
Carl Sagan is a beast. If he wasn't dead I would marry him and we would travel the cosmos together.
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A super hot badass from the walking dead. He is mature, loyal and very kind... does things that need to be done; even if the gun has to be used...
'Carl Grimes Dad, you can't keep me from it.
Rick Grimes From what?
Carl Grimes From what always happens.
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