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When you love carrots very much and use them as dildos
Bishop shoved a carrot up his greasy butthole because he has a carrot fetish
A condition (also known as justinitus),diagnosed by fingers which are largest at the base, or first knuckle, and gradually become smaller in diameter throughout thier length. The end of the finger, including the fingernail, will taper to an unnaturally sharp point, thus making the fingers take on an a shape that would ressemble carrots.
A hand which has had fingers replaced with healthy, well formed carrots would look indentical to a victim of jusinitus or Carrot Fingers.
A girl who just got a spray tan. She looks like a glazed carrot and smells like popcorn
Damn, did you see that girl? She's definitely a greasy carrot
A very annoyed Scotsman, A derived meaning from Salty
That Carrot Face was extremely mad last night,
Carrot Face wasn't very good at Counter Strike, so he got carried.
A carrot, or, more often referred to as a Penis, is bent in shape. This particular penis often belongs to that of a Ginger Bitch.
Rapist: wow, Imma suck your dick little kid!
Kid: are you sure mister? Its a bow carrot?
Rapist: I guess we'll just stick to you ass today.
Kid: aw shucks
Masturbating, often with vigorous excess, such that the skin of the penis is chafed raw. This is done without lubrication.
Ever since my roommate's girlfriend dumped him, he's been scrubbing the carrot constantly.