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A person who uses many filters, lighting and knows their angles precisely to make pictures likeable. When person is seen in person does not look anything like their online presence. Attractive in pictures vs. in reality. Visually unappealing. Technically not a catfish but altered version.
I met her in person and turned out she was a burnt catfish in person.
Someone that looks attractive with a mask on, and ugly when they take it off.
I didn’t know he was a corona catfish until we went to dinner together and I saw him take off his mask.
Someone who looks better in real life than on their social media
Woahhhhhh Yusuf looks so hot in real life, he really reverse catfished me
Fuck that dude/chic and there msg
Man I was at the store and someone catfish dicked me so it went straight to delete
Reaching down deep underwater into a dark hole and wiggling your fingers as bait hoping that a giant catfish will clamp down on your hand so you can pull it out of the hole, without getting pulled in yourself. It's a pretty stupid sport actually, and people have gotten killed by it...
I went catfish noodling, and all I got was my hand chomped off
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When you pump your girls legs toward her chest when you pull out and shes on her back. The air rushing in her snatch sounds like a catfish gasping for air!
I gave her a catfish gasp last night
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The face a person acheives after extended use with methanphetamines. It's caused by lack of teeth due to poor hygeine and deterioration due to abusing the meth. The lower jaw closes further than normal and squishes out or flattens the lips and cheeks and the abuser then looks very much like a catfish. Catfish face is often accompanied by bulging or straying eyes from being up way too long.
Neil: Man, Jewelz used to look really cute before she got strung out. Now that she's got catfish face I wouldn't hump her with your penis!
Bob: I know bro, it's sad as hell. Hey, you wanna go fishin'?
Neil: Sure! Let's get some worms and chicken livers!
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