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pieces of fluff that sleep and push things off tables and counters, that is it
Isaac: what happened
Josh: my cat pushed a piece of scissors of the shelf cutting a wire making my daughters life support to fail
Isaac: lol get nae naed
A animal that dogs chase, People keep as a pet, chases mice, Scratches stuff, and meows
Dude: Awww my cat is adorable, WAIT DON'T CHASE HIM!
a furry, cute pet that eats your food and sleeps all day.
MEOW! *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* a cat is a great thing. Sometimes.
The look of a cute furry animal but the personality of an assassin
Dude did you see that cat?
Yeah it tried to kill us!
Cute balls of fluff who may murder you in your sleep.
A.K.A Felines
Friend 1: Where is he? He didn't come to work!
Friend 2: His cat murdered him.
Friend 1: Oh ok.
A dumb animal that will bite you once you stop petting it. But THEY ARE SO FLUFFY. They lay around doing nothing except for thinking about taking over the world and killing dogs
It is a nice source of comfort and very very cute. a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.