Cesar is the type of guy who is nice, honest, maybe a little gay. But he is always a great friend. He may be quiet at some times, and hard to read. His penis size may vary, but you don't always know. Cesar in Greek means Penis, so you never know.
Cesar is a great friend.
Cesar, also known as satan.
In the publics eyes he is loved but behind closed doors he shows his horns.
Cesar's are often abusive to people who can't fight for themselves, who can't run or hide. They mentally and physically attack the underdog until they break and become submissive. They are narcissist who never admit that they did wrong. Often using themselves in the third person, forces compassion on abused family. They are materialistic, and hide that they are a real pos they make their family pretend that nothing ever happened and that they are a happy loving family in front of other people. Cesar... the Satan of earth.
Public "Cesar you are such an amazing father"
Family "Cesar stop hitting me"
Cesar "I am Cesar be submissive I own you"
Cesar is the name of a neckbeard. Cesar is a cool guy, but he likes to bullshit a lot. You never know what he’s talking about or if you should believe him. He is obsessed with poop and ugly chicks. He’s a little on the scrawny side, but he’ll definitely knock you out with his man bun. Don’t fuck with Cesar or his boyfriend, Jared, will let you have it.
A very lazy unmotivated person who overreacts. They're usually of Indian descent, they don't know how to shower, they net bangerz, and try to act like a black person because of their skin.
Watch out for those wild Cesars!!
Someone who Uses women or even men for a place to stay. He can’t hold down a job or a relationship because he is constantly cheating
1. Omg I just had to kick a Cesar out of my house
1. Wait your suprised?
Cesar is great, he is so great he likes to make excuses for his greatness. Very trustworthy in theory, but reality can’t keep tho their word. Also very strong, can lift heavy weights…. Once per year.
John - “Hey bro let’s go to gym” , Kyle “sure let me check with Cesar,,,, oh wait sorry I can’t go, I have to walk my dog”