when you teabag a girl while taking a dump on her chest
Person 1: What'd you do with Stacey last night?
Person 2: Mannn shittt i let her have that breakfast of champions
Person 1: man i told you that bitch was a freak
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beer and tomato juice
drink up, breakfast of champions
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A breakfast composed of a bowl of Kraft Dinner and several shots of Tequila. Should be noted that if its done after Noon, its not breakfast, pussy. Extra points if you make the Kraft dinner with beer instead of milk.
Party-Boy 1: What could make this breakfast a true breakfast of champions?
Party-Boy 2: Tequila, bitch!!!
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fellatio performed with a mouthful of hot coffee
This breakfast of champions gives new meaning to "do you take cream in your coffee"
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A breakfast that consists of Diet Coke and a Cheese Stick. (Gives you gas)
Dude im so gassy, i had the breakfast of champions this morning.
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after staying upp all night doing whatever and a whole bunch of people usually friends go and unite for some binging this takes place in the wee hours of the morning usually between 6 or 7 am
hey man you comming to the breakfast of champions billy and creg are going to be there.
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The winner of an event; Replaces the word Champion
I won, I won, I am the Gord Champion.
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