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DJ CHEF is known as "The Chef That Rocks" and "The King of the Hamptons". He is the only entertainer who simultaneously cooks and DJs for special events worldwide. Winner of Food Network's Cutthroat Kitchen. His wildley popular bachelorette & birthday parties have made him a legend in the Hamptons and Long Island NY.
DJ CHEF really rocked that party for my cousin last Summer.
When you spin out and get disqualified for reversing on track...
Doing a Chef caused him to be out of the race
An appliance that looks nice and is cheap, but has a 50/50 chance of dying, usually 3 to 7 days after the warranty expires. Typically a small refrigerator or microwave.
Dude 1: Whoa, a bluetooth keyboard for $20? Look at all the cool features!
Dude 2: Yeah, looks like a Magic Chef. Not sure it's worth the gamble.
Someone who doesn’t know how to cook unless it’s in the microwave
Jessica is a microwave chef she can only “cook” hot pockets
The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.
Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?
Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
When you Smoke a joint right to the bone of an "M" roll roach, leaving a glowing M in the embers.
*fit of coughing* We need to stop Master Cheffing it, that shits harsh!
a person who suffers from Chefelepsy caused by the addiction to cooking and/or watching cooking shows.
My mother is a chef-eleptic! She suffers from Chefelepsy! She has chefeleptic attacks on major holidays, especially Thanksgiving!