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When a guy marinates his finger in vagina juice for lube then proceeds to stick it up his ass to milk the prostate.
That pushy was just too loose I had to give myself a chef's finger to finish off.
Our hair-impaired boss who likes to keep an eye on our work.
The bald chef is watching us... AGAIN!
When fisting a girl you bring your hand to your lists give it half a chef's kiss, the continue to shove your hand in her chooch and open your fist like a flower.
I knew he was the one after he pounded me with the best chef's fist of my life!
Stupid idiot who hates 95 percent of people he meets. He should stop being a chef and stick to being a realtor.
a person who suffers from Chefelepsy caused by the addiction to cooking and/or watching cooking shows.
My mother is a chef-eleptic! She suffers from Chefelepsy! She has chefeleptic attacks on major holidays, especially Thanksgiving!
When you spin out and get disqualified for reversing on track...
Doing a Chef caused him to be out of the race
An appliance that looks nice and is cheap, but has a 50/50 chance of dying, usually 3 to 7 days after the warranty expires. Typically a small refrigerator or microwave.
Dude 1: Whoa, a bluetooth keyboard for $20? Look at all the cool features!
Dude 2: Yeah, looks like a Magic Chef. Not sure it's worth the gamble.