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Blue Chilli is when you stick a chilli inside of your vagina for pleasure. Your hoo ha will turn blue for the next few days due to the overwhelming spice.
Guys I'm gonna do a blue chilli tonight!
A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
Chilli powder on your hand and have a wank!!! Feel the pain! Feel the burn!
Had a cheeky chilli hand last night. I'm very sore down there today
The equivalent to a ‘cooler’
Dude #1: Cuz don’t forget to put some beers in the chilli bin.
Dude #2: don’t worry cuz, already done
When it is so cold even a wombat would be chilly.
turn off the aircon mate, it's chilly wombats
Australian Slang for when it's so cold even wombats would be chilly.
Hey Rach, it's chilly wombats, hey mate?
When you eat a can of busch beans and then suck a homies dick and throw it up on his cock giving it a chilli dog like appearance
Yah b just gave my boi Charles that chilli dawg