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Angala Chinese is when a dude is getting head from his girl and he is slamming her face onto his cock and she gags. Thus, causing her to vomit all over his piece. When the guy blows his load the girl swallows his load, as well as a mouth full of her own vomit.
Yo Biggs....I heard this bitch got an Angala Chinese from plooooodizzle last night.
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It's a variant of the Chinese Stoplight, known by some as the Chinese Firedrill. The difference however is the car does not stop. It takes a whole new level of badassery to accomplish such a task and it should not be attempted by anyone but the most experienced daredevils.
One good strategy for a 3 person Chinese Greenlight is shown below.
Driver: CHINESE GREENLIGHT GO! *climbs out window onto hood*
Passenger 1: You take the wheel! Meet you on the otherside! *climbs out window onto roof*
Passenger 2: *gives wheel to passenger 1, climbs out window into nearby window*
Driver: *Climbs into passenger 1's original seat.*
All: YEA!! We all just gained a badass level!
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Searle's Chinese room from Wikipedia:
In the Chinese room thought experiment, a person who understands no Chinese sits in a room into which written Chinese characters are passed. In the room there is also a book containing a complex set of rules (established ahead of time) to manipulate these characters, and pass other characters out of the room. This would be done on a rote basis, eg. "When you see character X, write character Y". The idea is that a Chinese-speaking interviewer would pass questions written in Chinese into the room, and the corresponding answers would come out of the room appearing from the outside as if there were a native Chinese speaker in the room. It is Searle's belief that such a system could indeed pass a Turing Test, yet the person who manipulated the symbols would obviously not understand Chinese any better than he did before entering the room.
To chinese room (verb) is to solve problems without understanding. Most commonly used while doing math or physics homework, chinese rooming involves combining equations from various pages to solve a problem without understanding the problem or the equations.
"I'm totally going to fail this test. I've been so busy that I've had to chinese room every homework this month."
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Often used as "cheap chinese crap". Sometimes abbreviated as "cc" or "ccc". Generally refers to an article of low-quality, unlikely to last for any length of time, but sufficiently cheap to buy and use once and discard.
Bought these chinese crap flip-flops at WalMart for sunday's pool party.
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The act of taking excessive amounts of napkins/toilet paper/tissue while only using a minimal amount of it. The rest of the stack does not generally go to waste as the left over napkins/toilet paper/tissue stays on the table that was used by the person/perpetrator of said stack.
Man, check out this Chinese stack on the table!
A brand new meme of 2021!
It goes nicely to the chinese song "ching cheng hanji"
It is originaly in the famous cartoon tom and jerry from the scene where Tom is spining on the music disc having a chinese hat on...
Me: Have you seen the new meme?
Jake the memer: Of course! I call it chinese Tom.
When you stay up for too many days on methamphetamine and you start a sentence only to fall asleep in the middle of it and finish the same sentence with a completely different subject that makes no sense. You then realize as you wake up that you didn't make sense and you tried to play it off to whoever you were talking to. P.S. It never works.
"I know! I love when the pizza has dead bodies that I hid in my closet last night. " I said, pizza in hand.
"Time for bed buddy, you're TALKING CHINESE bullshit again"