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Chips and Salsa

A wonderfully tasty, savory snack, sometimes served at parties/get-togethers, and an appetizer staple at Mexican restaurants.

-Requires a bag of tortilla/corn chips, and salsa (a Spanish/Latin American-originated sauce often consisting of tomatoes, onions, peppers, and spices) for dipping the chips in. The salsa can range from very mild to very hot/spicy. Many Mexican restaurants serve their own house-made chips with salsa complimentary to your table.

This snack is very popular and can be very addicting.

Guy at Mexican restaurant: "Hey waiter, more chips and salsa please... *hic*"

Waiter: "Sorry sir, you've already had 16 rounds. I'm cutting you off."

by spliffsicles June 22, 2012

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Spitting Chips

To be angry or upset. As in I'll be spewing chips...

"If he wins big brother I'll be spitting chips"

by Luke555 July 20, 2008


chip cereal

A snack made by combining the broken up bits from the bottom of the bag with some type of topping, like tortilla chips with salsa or potato chips with ketchup or dip. It is generally consumed from a bowl or mug using a spoon.

Well thereโ€™s nothing but scraps left in this bag of tortilla chips. Will you hand me the salsa? I see chip cereal in my future.

by CarmaJ July 13, 2021


Chip Skylark

An amazing singer with a tiny bit of cool facial hair and very shiny teeth.

He was on Fairly OddParents.

His music is most appreciated when playing Call of Duty or Scrabble.

Chip Skylark's teeth sparkle just like the stars in space.

by ATFRoger July 4, 2011

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natty chip

A national championship, something that Bergen Catholic in OradeLL, NJ will never have

Don Bosco Prep has won 2 natty chips. Bergen Catholic has won 0.

Whereโ€™s your natty?

by FratHouseOnFranklin October 2, 2019


salty chip

A salty chip is when a male is not adequately hydrated, and has consensual sex with a woman. Just before he reaches sweet, sweet climax, he pulls his unprotected phallus out of her vagina and sprays ejaculate over her body. This semen is quite salty, due to the dehydration the male is experiencing. After it dries on her body, the salty ejaculate is eaten by both the male and female as a tasty treat to be enjoyed after wonderful intercourse.

*pulls up to the car in front of him at a Chiles to-go pick up station*
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.

by themaskedrider June 27, 2017


Blue Chip

Adjective

1. Referring to something that has a high chance of returning and exceeding the original investment made, especially financially.

2. An athlete that is particularly talented, and will most likely do well in the next level, usually used to refer to high school players entering the college level.

Noun

1. A token that is a color of blue used in gambling; it is usually round and given the value of ten.

Adj
1. It makes good sense in an economic decline to only invest in "blue chip" stocks, companies that have been around for a while, have shown a growth in profit even with this depression, and that one believes will be around when they retire.

2. This basketball player is consider to be a "blue chip" point guard; because, he broke many of the state records for both offense and defense in his position, lead his team to multiple state championships, shows good knowledge for the game, and has a good attitude about him.

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1. Ten white chips equals one "blue chip."

by sonicfalcan January 5, 2011

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