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A Christopher named is usually classed as a Jewbacabra. One that doesn't like to part with money.
Did you ever get that £20 from Christopher last year?
No he keeps saying I owe him money.
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Watch out for these ladies. They will get you knocked up and leave you before your daughter turns 6.
A: Man who was that? He seems terrible!
B:just a Christopher. I guess I should be more careful!
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1. Is a term used to describe someone who is the greatest of someone who is godly.
2. A male with a irregular size penis who will fuck your bitch or Slaughter your daughter
That dude is good but he's not Christopher
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Chrostophs are f*cking hot! Tall and talented, even artsie. He may have a hard shell and look like a though guy but when his nerdy, soft side comes to the surface, he will really blow anyone away. Everyone should have a Christoph in their lives because he's the best person and friend you could ask for. He cares about the small things and is always sincere and sweet. Christophs are also great in bed ;)
You see that great guy over there? Yeah, he's my Christoph.
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Really kind guy. Always funny and respects everyone. Always has the best friends! Awesome guy. Always happy !
Christophe is the coolest person ever
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That kid who is kind of shy and kind of holds back, but once you get to know him you realize he's a really great person that you shouldn't forget. He's one of the few people out there who really cares about stuff and while he doesn't always show it; stuff affects him. His only flaw is that he often looks at people the same way, which means ties can be easilly broken and it is really hard to be a best friend. but it's all worth it in the end.
Christoph is really cool. I just wish he thought of me more.
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