Chubby Monday

The unofficial holiday before Fat Tuesday and following Tubby Sunday. For one to truly understand the sacrafices of Lent, one must over-indulge the three days pre-ceeding Ash Wednesday. Also known as the un-Triduum

Co-worker 1: Man, you look like hell for a Tuesday! Are you gonna make it for Mardi Gras cocktails tonight?

Co-worker 2: Dude, you bet! I had a full Chubby Monday and am ready to keep it rollin'!

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Chubby Unicorn

A rhino who people think is a unicorn but is not.

Dumb person: woah looooook! It's a chubby unicorn!
big brain person: nah that's a rhino (shaking their head)

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Chubby bunny

A game a girl plays where she tries to fit as many testicles in her mouth until she can’t say chubby bunny.

Me and the gang played chubby bunny with a girl, it took four of us until she couldn’t say chubby bunny.

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get a chubby on

1. The happy free-spirited state of a newly erect penis.

2. To be annoyed with someone or something.

3. Not to be confused with " to get a chubby ONE " that refers to pairing up for the evening with a larger lady/ gentleman.

1. "I'm not bothering to come out tonight Katerina, I'm gonna stay home and watch 3D cartoon Incest porn and get a chubby on".

2. "Those girls in the accounts Dept really are getting me a chubby on "

3. "I've had enough of skinny women for now , it's like fucking a wish bone. I'm gonna get me a chubby one tonight "

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science chubby

A penile swelling in response to positive scientific results, and or particularly fly equipment

After observing the elemental analyzer emitting a 10,000 kelvin argon plasma flame, I had a science chubby.

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Chubby Chaser

Someone who like big girls

“Yo bro you see that skinny girl she cute.” “Nahh I’m more like a chubby chaser.”

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chubby taco

A fat mexican slut.

Yo I fucked a chubby taco last night.

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