Chud bud?

A saying to offer chewing gum to a friend

OR

You can ask for a peice of chewing gum...

"Hey, chud bud?" (showing chewing gum to friend)

"Why, that would be brilliant, thanks buddy."

OR

"Got chud bud?"

"Sure bud, here you go" (giving chewing gum to friend)

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chud

Another word for mouth.

shut your chud please.

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chud

An extremely rotund person.

My gosh, he's a total chud !

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chud-monkey

a person whose penile proportions are that of a monkey (i.e. short and stubby)

your boyfriend is a real chud-monkey, his cock is wider than it is long!

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chud

Any food that is consumed in lieu of that which provides sustenance in the manner the body requires to function at utmost potential. A quick fix. The primary sources for such food are convenience stores, snack and frozen-food aisles, and fast-food restaurants. The chuddiest of chud refers to Krystal or White Castle hamburgers.

"So, what do you want to eat tonight?"
"Um, I guess I'll just get some chud. My wife doesn't feel like cooking."

"Man, that chud was pretty good. It'll definitely make a turd."

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chud berry

A bloody turd stuck in a urinal

Dude, I was just in the bathroom, and someone left a stinky chud berry in there

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Chewing the Chud

The act of kneeling and sucking the dick of an older man.

Harry was chewing the chud with Albert in the pub toilets.

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