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Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion

Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.

by Masterdebator1 May 28, 2025


Jonkler jerk circle

When all the jonklers come together to from a jerk circle,

The jonkler jerked his chicken in the jonkler jerk circle.

by oscaosca October 19, 2024


Circle Jerk

A person so virtuous they stop to let someone into a TRAFFIC CIRCLE/ROUNDABOUT

Mary! Please move yourself through the roundabout! You're making yourself look like such a circle jerk!!

by Frankieboy226 January 09, 2024


Circle Jerk

A circle of 12 naked fags, six of them are butt pirates and six of them are limpy wristed fags. The butt pirates do the rounding the limpy wristed fags get rounded out.

That butt pirate went to a circle jerk and gave 11 fags aids.

by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023


Circle Jerk

A group of guys sit in a circle and and jerk the guy next to them with their right hand, and with their free left hand they watch porn on their phones.

Guy 1: hey the boys are coming over for a little circle jerk, you down?

Guy 2: I’m down bro but I have to remember my phone this time because I got so bored last time.

by Sunny6969 September 02, 2019


circle jerk

manychat community

Manychat community is a damn circle jerk trying hard to do marketing without a single sale.

by mastori September 07, 2018


Circle jerk

A meeting of 3 or more boys gathered in a circle stroking each other off

Brookshire, Chance and Will had a circle jerk after baseball practice.

by Lil Asian X April 16, 2019