a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be
also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.
Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
When all the jonklers come together to from a jerk circle,
The jonkler jerked his chicken in the jonkler jerk circle.
A person so virtuous they stop to let someone into a TRAFFIC CIRCLE/ROUNDABOUT
Mary! Please move yourself through the roundabout! You're making yourself look like such a circle jerk!!
A circle of 12 naked fags, six of them are butt pirates and six of them are limpy wristed fags. The butt pirates do the rounding the limpy wristed fags get rounded out.
That butt pirate went to a circle jerk and gave 11 fags aids.
A group of guys sit in a circle and and jerk the guy next to them with their right hand, and with their free left hand they watch porn on their phones.
Guy 1: hey the boys are coming over for a little circle jerk, you down?
Guy 2: I’m down bro but I have to remember my phone this time because I got so bored last time.
manychat community
Manychat community is a damn circle jerk trying hard to do marketing without a single sale.
A meeting of 3 or more boys gathered in a circle stroking each other off
Brookshire, Chance and Will had a circle jerk after baseball practice.