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The act of committing suicide but inserting a 12 gauge shotgun in your rectum, then pulling the trigger with your toe.
That pta parent needs to shut the fuck up and just end it with an anal cobaining.
When your girlfriend, wife, or fling fails to aim or cover your erect member during a hundjob and during ejaculation you "shoot" yourself in the face!
My girlfriend gave me a hanjob and I got "Curt cobained" in the face
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The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.
1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.
2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.
to masturbate and finish by blowing the load into your own mouth
Man, I was feeling depressed last night so I gave myself a nice jerk Cobain.
A shotgun
Jackweed 1: bruv did you hear what happened to austin
Jackass 1: nah bruv
Jackweed 1: he got a cobain lollipop from me
To commit suicide
(The quote marks are required)
Jack: Jen was about to "Curt Cobain" it last night but I stopped her
Sean: Good save
although an extremely good poet/musition/songwriter kurt kobain is a word used to make little posers look like they know jack shit.
kurt cobain did kick ass but if you think dying in your fucking twentys is cool and hes an idol your just another poser making an asshat of himself
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