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A way to give anal without actually saying Anal
Hey maybe I'll even get to give you Sam and Colby tonight ;)
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a couple who are completely annoying and have broken up mulitple times, but gotten back together within an hour of the break up. The male figure here, (if you can call him a male), is Colby, who thinks that he is a badass motherfucker. He is one of those people who will say the overused phrase: Your mom to anything, (If you do not know what "your mom" is, then look it up on this site. I am sure that you will find plenty of entries on it). He also snowboards, which is not a bad thing unless you try and hit everything possible, don't make it half of the time, and brag about things that he makes up. Colby is a Cal Butler for lack of any other words to use. If you also do not know the definition for a "Cal Butler" look it up. You will not find as many entries, but it will clarify for you exactly what a Cal Butler is.
Colby sucks a giant cock and chokes on his roomate's shit
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Colby Covington is a very well known Mixed Martial Artist mostly known for his tremendous fighting skills inside the ufc octagon and for owning the best restaurant out there in Fortladurdale Florida that includes “Black Baby Back Ribs”
Colby seems to get a lot of hate by nerds and virgins because they can’t be him. He is also the well known father of the less known irrelevant fighter Leon “Scott” Scott.
“Colby Covington makes some amazing ribs”
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A racist Trump supporting douchebag from Florida with a name that sounds like a cunt, who gets fights by over-the-top-disprespectful trash talk, and wins fights by blowing the judges and not finishing opponents. He is basically the broke Floyd Mayweather of MMA. He runs around the ring for the entire fight and is a classless clueless scumbag outside of the ring. If he ever fights Jorge Masvidal he will get destroyed. If he ever fights Ozie from Islip he will get destroyed.
"Hey man, you are boring as shit to watch in a fight. How are you gonna get more fights? Better pull a Colby Covington and say you'd fuck his dead grandma."
SCARED PUSSY: "Hey, let's cross the street, there are too many brown people coming this way."
PERSON#2: "Maaaan, don't be such a Colby Covington."
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The best person you will ever meet. Sam Colby will make you smile everyday. He is trustworthy and dependable. He keeps your secrets and will stay up until 12 to text you when your sad. He understands you. He is loving and caring. He will stand up for the girl he loves when she is bullied or sad. He has amazing eyes and hair. He is tall and does sports. A Sam Colby is also very musical and loves Batman. He is sweet and kind but shy on the surface. When you get to know him, you will always want to be around him.
I just love being with Sam Colby.
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Our UFC Lord and Savior, who win or loss, sacrifices himself each event and fight for our MMA sins of being nerds and virgins. Without him, the UFC would be stale. Thy Lord Colby Christ CovingGOD brings eyes to the sport. You either want to watch him to embrace his Godly presence, or hate on him and watch him to lose but EITHER way, you are watching him and giving him attention.
Thy Lord Colby is proud of his roots, supports righteousness and integrity and is proud of the country is he is in and shows support to those serving the people. Please offer your prayer and thanks to our Lord Colby
"I like Colby Covington over Marty Fake Juiceman anyday"
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The sexual act of anal sex, in which your partner defecates on your penis to which in turn you proceed to Oral sex and force your partner to scream “boy pussy”
“Dude I had a wild night last night, one minute I was at the bar and the next my dick is covered in shit. Must’ve been a dirty Colby”
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