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Wiggins, Colorado a place where the only thing to do is wait for fall so you can go to the pumpkin patch.
The most boring town in America Wiggins, Colorado.
While performing anal intercourse, the receiver begins to defecate as the penetrator reaches orgasm, filling the log of fecal matter with semen, forming a semen filled fecal log, the "Twinkie"
We were doing anal and she started shitting on my dick, I couldn't help but give her a Colorado Twinkie
The act of enjoying Colorado without moving: not hiking, skiing, mountain biking, rockclimbing, or paddling. Just hanging.
Yesterday I did the Colorado hang and read a book in a mountain cabin.
You will need:
Condiments (peanut butter, jelly, etc.)
Blindfold
A freaky partner
Step 1:
Cover 2-3 fingers in different condiments of your choice
It’s important that you don’t tell your partner which condiments you used.
Step 2:
Let your partner taste your fingers and let them try to guess what’s on each finger. Let them know if they’re correct or incorrect
Step 3:
Take your dick and slather it in another condiment.
Step 4:
See where it goes from there!
“No way this motherfucker gave his girl a Colorado Costco”
“Yo I was fucking this fat bitch yesterday, and I swear man, knowing how to give her a Colorado Costco was so clutch. Fat hoes are into some freaky shit”
In the great legalized state of Colorado there is a cultural shame regarding waste of the king of herbs. When a joint is half gone, it is usually tossed away like a cig butt.
Yo man I went to Denver for a vacation. Do you know they just toss a half smoked J away as if it were trash. They call it "Colorado Gone"
When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.
I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker
A Marijuana dispensary. They line the streets in Denver like Starbucks do in every other city.
The first thing I'm gonna do when my flight lands is find a Colorado Starbucks.