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Colorado hang

The act of enjoying Colorado without moving: not hiking, skiing, mountain biking, rockclimbing, or paddling. Just hanging.

Yesterday I did the Colorado hang and read a book in a mountain cabin.

by SlimeQueen July 18, 2023


Florence Colorado

a place where there’s a bunch of old people. And the people that go to school there are hicks and thots :)

did any of you hear about florence Colorado.. people say you should never go there.

by beansovercats October 18, 2019


colorado avalanche

The solo masturbation technique which entails lying on your back with your ass in an elevated position in relation to your head, and proceeding to ejaculate onto ones stomach and allowing the semen to percolate and slowly slide down their chest into their eagerly awaiting windpipe. This technique then can also be combined with the spurting motorboat technique, which is the act of spraying semen all over yourself while making a motorboat action.

Dude did you hear about Bogart? His mom found him in his room solo-reversed-doggie-style, covered in jizz after he drowned himself performing a colorado avalanche. I think he died choking while trying to bathe himself with a spurting motorboat hosedown.

by saltybirdman September 10, 2019


Colorado Gone

In the great legalized state of Colorado there is a cultural shame regarding waste of the king of herbs. When a joint is half gone, it is usually tossed away like a cig butt.

Yo man I went to Denver for a vacation. Do you know they just toss a half smoked J away as if it were trash. They call it "Colorado Gone"

by dragonneus April 15, 2016


Colorado Cologne

slang for the smell of marijuana

even if you can smell the colorado cologne on someone, it's legal as long as they've got the card!

by zantheman November 24, 2011


Colorado Cracker

When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.

I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker

by MaZZ_hubb July 10, 2017


Colorado Starbucks

A Marijuana dispensary. They line the streets in Denver like Starbucks do in every other city.

The first thing I'm gonna do when my flight lands is find a Colorado Starbucks.

by Humboldt glottologist February 26, 2014