Person one "We have an imposter none other then Edzol Colton"
Person two "Edzol Colton, I should have known"
That quiet kid that always gets left behind especially in dangerous situations. He is that one kid to break something at a party. He spills his drink at every dinner. If there is fire around, he will put his finger in it. If there is a knife around he will start cutting things. He also shoots every one of his teammates in World War Z and laughs when they die.
Colton Daoust A man who, when browsing his name on Urban Dictionary, will get a ridiculous confidence boost.
When you fist a large girl with both arms then eventually crawl inside them. Someone will alert the authorities but you tell them to back off cause you ain't done with the bitch yet! Then proceed to root around till the job is done.
Man, I did a Coltons creeper on a chick last night and I ruined the inside of my buddy's minivan.
A person who is absolutely obsessed with condoms, and loves to bang ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Hey did you hear about that girl who got raped by colton clark.
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Colton, CA is a City in San Bernardino County but it's also part of the Los Angeles Metropolitan Area. Colton, CA has a neighbor Grand Terrace. Colton, CA is a small city unlike it's siblings Rancho Cucamonga or Redlands. Colton, CA has a hot tropical climate, if you buy a home there you need Air Conditioning to cool yourself. People like to exaggerate how bad is the city. Let's talk about the education, Colton, CA has their own district which is CJUSD (Colton Joint Unified School District). CJUSD is a good district. They have good teachers but not all of them. CJUSD is against Bullying and Harassment which is a problem in California. Don't think CJUSD is like MVUSD. Colton has been improving on their crimes and housing. Colton has been opening up new homes in west colton. Colton is currently working on their downtown area which I should wait for that. Colton has a good community. And it has elderly people in the city so are Latinos. No all African American or Latinos are bad in the city they have good and positive people.
I'm from Colton, CA and I lived here with my family after living in Lake Elsinore, CA. Thank You!!!
Sorry for my grammar mistakes.
Friend: I live in Fontana, CA
Other Friend: I live in Grand Terrace, CA
Me: I live in Colton, CA
Friend: I never knew that
Other Friend: Me too
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When someone pees in your mouth, and then you spray it back all over them.
During sex, someone attempts a Golden Shower, gets it all in your mouth. Then you spray it back onto him. A bellowing laugh ensues. Your lover storms out covered in his own urine as you realized you pulled off the Golden Colton.
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the bichiest motherfucker who needs to burn in hell.
If he would just go along his gay ways he would be better off.
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