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A town populated by prom date dumpster babies. Only care about "Thee" Ohio State University... cause I mean what they hell else can they enjoy, it's Ohio?
Hey should I go to Columbus, OH this weekend?
Only if you want to see a bunch of prom date dumpster babies running around.
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A sex act in which a girl spreads her ass cheeks apart like goatse, while her partner pours milk and Hershey's chocolate syrup into her open anus. The girl then proceeds to twerk like Miley Cyrus until chocolate milk is made, which is then consumed by the couple.
After getting bored performing the Cincinnati Bowtie, the freaky couple moved to the Cleveland Steamer and then began making Columbus Chocolate Milk.
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A corny, boring rivalry that no one cares about. It may seem like an exciting event, until you actually go to a game and Columbus is up 20 points. Belen students always say “this is our year!” every year, but they end up playing straight ass. Columbus’s crowd usually has hotter girls, bigger scarier guys, and no one pays any attention to the game since everyone is busy hooking up. Belen’s side usually has girls that are either already taken, or prude and ugly asf, so nah. That ain’t it.
You out to the Belen vs Columbus game tonight?
Fuck no, that shits wack, i’d rather jerk off my uncle
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A NHL Team in the Ohio capital of Columbus, formed as an expansion team in the 2000/2001 season. Their name comes from the Civil War history in the state and city. (Most of the Union jackets were made in Columbus, and the state of Ohio contributed the most percentage of soldiers).
Their first playoff appearance was in 2009, in which they were swept by the Detroit Red Wings.
Notable players right now include: Steve Mason (G), Rick Nash (LW), Mike Commodore (D), and R.J. Umberger (C).
The Columbus Blue Jackets' winning streak was saved in a 4 - 3 OT win against the New York Islanders.
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Derived from the word Cleveland Steamer, in which one administers a Cleveland Steamer so great, that there is enough feces to form a "jacket" of sorts on the other person involved.
Did you here that Steve got a Columbus Poo Jacket last night from three chicks, who happened to have a laxative fetish?
Dude, did you know Bob's Mom is into Columbus Poo Jackets and I don't mean the hockey team!
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Definition 1: To Christopher Columbus is to hostilely or non-hostilely acquire something by force or without permission, very much like a dictator.
Definition 2: To be a stinky, smelly bastard
Example 1: Carlos is sitting at the dinner table eating his jam-covered English Muffin.
Juan comes over, picks up the English Muffin and eats it while staring Carlos in the face
"Yo homie, you totally just Christopher Columbused my muffin!"-Carlos
"Yeah, well maybe you should have thought of that before you Christopher Columbused my girlfriend!"-Juan
Example 2: The New World was Christopher Columbused, hostilely, by Christopher Columbus
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When someone discovers something great. Then, someone else takes that and calls it his own. Suddenly, everyone knows that person #2 "discovered" it. Really annoying when you're person #1. I'm sure we've all been in this situation before!
Person #1: Hey dude, look at this new strategy i just found! It cuts lots of time off of my score!
Person #2: HEY EVERYONE I JUST FOUND THIS NEW TACTIC I CAN BEAT YOU ALL NOW!
Person #1: Dude, that's the Christopher Columbus Effect. You can't just take me work!
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