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Comfort Poo

After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.

It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.

Bob: "Ahhhh, I just had a Comfort Poo."

John: "Hangover gone then?"

Bob: "You betcha."

by Centaur23 June 11, 2011


comfort ship

a ship that makes you feel better when you're being a mood

eremin is my comfort ship

by xiaovenforever August 5, 2022


comfort tiktoker

A tiktoker that you are in love with in a non sexual way. If you could you would leave anyone and everything just to be with them, Your guardian Angel <3

I feel safer with him he has truly saved my life he is my comfort tiktoker

by deep nonexistent words June 15, 2021


Comfort Body

The shape of a body of a woman i.e. all woman have comfort bodies.

She does not have curves or rolls it's just her comfort body.

by cbinthouse June 6, 2023


comfort beer

A beer you pour at home (even though you are sufficiently drunk) that you never drink, in an attempt to feel better about the nite ending.

I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.

by bkjb99 January 24, 2015


comfort tug

When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.

She gets the ice cream I get the lube!

Amanda just broke up with John again, I can hear him doing a comfort tug already

by M1khale June 10, 2016


comfort country

a comfort country is a place where you feel completely at home and comfortable, similar to a comfort food

"Have you ever been to Ireland? It's totally my comfort country."

by johngoose13 December 11, 2018