Keyboard Commando

A pro white youth who wastes his time on a pc rather then training for war.

Mario is a keyboard commando

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love commando

It's just another way to reference a man's penis.

For some unbeknownst reason to me the human resources department of The Home Depot frowns upon me pulling out my love commando while I’m on the job.

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republic commando

A Republican without undergarments.

Chuck Norris is a Republic Commando because . . . well he's not wearing any "armor".

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commando balls

When a guy has been going commando (no underwear) for years and his balls now hang loose and long under his dick.

Damn! Carlos has some seriously long commando balls! I bet they float in the toilet water when he takes a dump.

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Cuckold Commandos

A group of edgy memers who banish all thots when need be

“Boy it sure is great to be a member of the cuckold commandos! They encompass all values of a good group.”

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Commando-in-Chief

An a**h**e U.S. president who runs roughshod over others through brash/brazen/reckless use of the nation's Armed Forces.

If Tronald Dump is gonna misbehave anything like our prune-faced Commando-in-Chief from the '80's did, we're gonna be headed for World War 3 before we know it!

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dual commando

when you and your sex partner both go commando (without undergarments) this can be a lot of fun. especially since its that much easier to get down to business.

me and my girl went dual commando when we went camping, easy access all day long

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