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Sudden Onset Confidence Syndrome

When someone, through some means (usually weight loss), gains a large and sudden boost to their confidence that turns them into egotistical dickheads. It can also exacerbate egos for people who were faking it and now that they have real confidence it makes them appear like they're bragging all the time.

Fella: Hey, did you see that Gary lost a ton of weight recently?
Mate: Yeah! Notice how he hates fat people now? And he scoffs at chicks that he previously would have crawled dick first through a valley of glass just for them to notice him?
Fella: I have!

Mate: Ya boy's got a bad case of Sudden Onset Confidence Syndrome.

by RussNuts July 16, 2019


Confidenceness

When someone uses so much confidence

Her confidenceness is beyond everyone else's

by Wqu March 27, 2017


confidenceness

Bullshit

"Confidenceness ain't a word babe."

~P~

by NumberOneBullshit March 27, 2017


Self-Confidence

Self-Confidence is what you find within yourself when life tries to make a move at your insecurities. It has been described as the chess Queen piece of human life, killing all the little soldiers other participants send your way. BUT look out, flaunt your self-confidence too much and it might be taken by a bishop. OOPS. Confidence inwards.

"I have the self-confidence of Shrek herself, do not test me"

by thigh-clamp July 25, 2020


playing confidence man

Playing Confidence man is when a guy willing dates or acts interested in a woman to raise her self esteem

Linda: "Wow I didn't know Rob was into Michelle"

John: "He's not, he's just playing confidence man"

by Mrpayday February 21, 2017


Trouser confidence

To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse

I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high

by Heatsipop January 21, 2018


Confidence Booster

A blowjob from a friend to make your insecurities go away

Bro, you should go get a confidence booster from your friend Anna. You need to love yourself some more.

by F4N7OM December 12, 2021