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A teensy weensey town located in the magical land of the Housatonic river valley of New England. Only the most magnificent people reside there. It is also the ginger capital of the east coast, and a safe-house to many a red-headed step-child. The town boasts an impressive business district consisting of a liquor store, a weekend cafe and a newly opened general store that will probably close soon because no one actually knows about it. There is also a gas station. It's tourist attractions include an abandoned caboose on Main Street and the world-famous Oreo Cows on the Kellogg farm. Those who hail from this diminutive hamlet stand proud, as there are increasingly fewer of them. The town's population is said to stand at approximately one-thousand, but this number is made up largely of Newyorkers who only own summer homes in the F-Vizzle. They drive poorly and are often silently cussed out by the locals, so they don't really count.
-Where are you from?
-Falls Village, Connecticut.
-Falls Village Connecticut??! Land of the Gingers?! Can I have your autograph??!
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When a man is getting a rimjob and farts in the girls face.
Yo, i gave that bitch a connecticut gas job last night.
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A lady with a camel toe (CT(Connecticut)) Bubble But (B^2) and Double D titays (D^2).
Damn that bitch at Christy's Cafe has a Connecticut BD^2.
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A lower-middle class town, comprised of affordable homes, for lower income families. The town faces many issues: The High School is far over crowded, and developers have over developed homes, thus damaging home values throughout the town. The town and its inhabitants strive to be more like residents in towns greater to them like: West Hartford or Greenwich.
Gbury: My home is worth $100,000, and we paid 200,000 for it 2 years ago.
Other: Oh, You must be from Glastonbury, Connecticut.
Gbury: Yeah.
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Coventry CT is made up of a bunch of country hicks who act thug, they only have a few other races in their school, one being Ariel F.
You god darn coventry connecticut hick!
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Its where a female shits inside a males anus. The female than proceeds to eat put the males ass while repeatedly spanking him and shoving her tongue deep inside the anus eating his and her shit until the anus is completely clean.
Did you see those men getting the Connecticut ass tickler last night?.
When a guy wraps his penis in sand paper and puts it in a girls anus and has intercorse.
Wow Billy gave that girl a Connecticut dry rub last night and now she is in a wheelchair
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