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Cooty is a thing/person that you find attractive/cute
Person 1 "Man she thicc."
Person 2 "Nah she a cooty."
The only STD that can be spread by just holding hands
"John and Eve held hands and now they both have cooties!"
Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.
Ewww Drop that dodge ball! Johnny just touched it, he has cooties!
when your evil little munchkin brother picks his nose and then touches you and everything else in sight.
"ahhhhhhhhhh! it's Jeff the cootie peep!"
I have a evil munchkin brother with COOTIES!!!!!!!!!
Cyborg got cooties over this past weekend and they made him itch bad!
A disease that girls under 10 years old can spontaneously develop which spreads contagiously to all children under 10 years old from a simple touch. Boys and girls alike fear it.
Kid A: You have cooties!
Kid B: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. The character limit has been reached, please buy the character limit extender at www.scam.com