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Cornholing

A methodology protocol for clandestine, deceptionary tactics of Thomas J Foolery, characterized by the act of inserting goods and services in areas forbade (rectum, vaginational cavities, and what have you nots) upon inspection by authoritarians and their happenings, ongoings, and bickerings. The term cornholoing is referenced daily in popular culture, disguised as inside hilarities, specifically by those of the redneck faction of humans. The act of cornholing is employed by factions of entrepreneurial entities known as cartels, in which they seek out unwitting members of the short bus coalition to insert goods and services into buttholes, vaginals, and cavities of unknown origins. They wrap and cover the goods and or services in plastic and oversee application of a petroleum jelly like substance in order for a smoother, less agonizing, and at times/in some cases, pleasurable insertion of the productionals (think cocaine, meth, mdma, varieties of the opiates, babies, fake ids, etc).

Cornholing goes back to the prehistoric ages of 2 billion, one hundred seventy thousand millennium and three B.C., when it was necessary for Neanderthalic nebulae of the tsetse fly turd evolu, to obfuscate valuables such as bones and shit, as a means of avoiding detection by the local factions of Menunots of the not in existence anticulars of the established order. Relics recovered from sites of origin confirm insertional frequency and intrinsic value of practices of these offerings.

There will most assuredly be a plethora of cornholings with the new shipments coming in from the border.

by Yiba Jiba The April 25, 2024


Cornhole-Filet

A Cornhole-Filet is where you cut open an animal and fornicate with the new orifice.

Dale had a Cornhole-Filet with his dog Fluffy, so his wife divorced him and he was ostracized by everyone around him.

by Legen_LLLLLLLLLLLLLLJ2Kool October 8, 2022


Campit Cornhole

When two men are engaging in anal intercourse and a piece of corn becomes lodged in the pee hole. The top then pulls out to ejaculate and the force of the ejaculate shoots the piece of corn out and the bottom attempts to catch the corn and any drippins in his mouth.

Who doesn't love a friendly game of Campit Cornhole?

by Dick Ramsbottom September 2, 2016


Cornhole Pete

Affectionate nickname for former South Bend mayor Pete Buddigieg, most recently posing as Transportation Secretary in the supremely talented Biden adminstration.

That Cornhole Pete's a real caution. He thinks most people consider him masculine because he deliberately wears a 5 o'clock shadow.

by Joey Buffalo December 14, 2021


Brazilian maracan cornhole

When you place the handle of

a maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so when she shakes her hips you hear the shakers

Shakira came by the house and played her Brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and her hips didn't lie.

by jpfister October 30, 2020


brazilian maracan cornhole

When you place the handle of maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so it rattles when she shakes her hips.

My girl came by the house last night and played her Brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and believe me her hips don't lie.

by jpfister October 30, 2020


Brazilian maracan cornhole

When you place the handle of

a maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so when she shakes her hips you hear the shakers

Shakira came by the house and played her brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and her hips didn't lie.

by jpfister October 30, 2020