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you jizz in a condom til its halfway full and slap your partner in the chest until it pops giving her a nice cosmic sweater.
i slapped my girlfriend and gave her a Cosmic Sweater.
nice man.
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When an inmate purchases a cosmic brownie from the commissary and places the brownie in his pocket to warm it up. Once the brownie is warmed up, the inmate opens the package and proceeds to enter the warm brownie with his penis. Once the inmate finishes and frosts the brownie, he then gives the glazed brownie to a friend, as a gift.
"Yo Cornbread, this cosmic pocket brownie is out of the world. I especially enjoy the cream filling..."
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The paranoid and irrational belief that there's always a better, cooler, hipper party going on somewhere else that you can never get to.
Jez: This party is just great, isn't it?
Mark: Don't try to hide it Jez, you and me both know that you're suffering from Cosmic Party Syndrome right now.
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An exclamation that states that a situation or experience is completely worthless or puts the exclaimer in a tough circumstance.
"Well, isn't that a cosmic cup of ass?"
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A sequence of cataclysmic events that play themselves out in a completely random manner, yet at the same time in complete synchronicity with one another. Its a culmination of sin and deception that gathers itself in a group and enters into the light for the whole world to see. It’s basically God drawing a perfect karmic circle around a person or group of people who have severely lacked in faith & honesty, and it usually ends in disaster for the participants unless they ask God for forgiveness. Basically the longest-running cosmic joke of all time.
“It’s Virgo season. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you too. Wow, what a cosmic fuck-all.”
Another term for a religious war (especially when it involves any or all Abrahamic religions) because of the perception that the deity(ies) enjoy conflict.
The people of The Middle East and Northern Ireland do not realize that they are just pawns in a cosmic chess game.
Cosmic Internet/Cosmicnet:
This is a concept that was first used in a short story by the author Victor Darnell Hadnot. It is based on a theory that at the nano-subatomic level, the universe can be used as a mainframe, to house and retrieve information. All one has to do is understand the fundamental subspace structures and then the universe can be used to store information. The ability to communicate at the super-subspace level throughout the entire universe.
Cosmic Internet/Cosmicnet:
1. The practical theory that the universe contains all the knowledge and information of all the worlds within it.
2. The ability to communicate with other worlds through such a subspace field.
3. The fundamental theory of Millakilonano Fluid Theory, in which at the super-subspace level, the universe acts like water, presenting the three basic states of water, a solid, a liquid, and a gas. While not H2O, the subspace ether acts like water. Being able to produce waves, vibrations, and transforms, all acting in concert.