crowd cover

1.a loose mass of people moving in one general direction, which one can use to move from one area to another safely, so as not to become an easy target by traveling alone.

I really wanted a McFlurry, but it was late and the sidewalk was empty. I didn't feel safe going without some crowd cover to make me blend in.

pencil cover

noun
a condom for a pencil aka a penis

lets get pencil covers on our way home from 7 11

slip cover

when one cannot find a condom you go into the kitchen retrive saran wrap. cover ones cock with said wrap lube up and proceed to get laid.

joe-"hey man i just got laid by becky last night!"
troy-"oh snap i heard its good but shes got somethin man..."
joe-"its all good bro i grabbed some saran wrap and made a slip cover"

cover socks

The torn socks that you wear over holidays socks because you have no normal pairs left, and don't want to look foolish wearing Christmas socks at Easter.

My cover socks saved me from looking like a bag wearing pumpkin socks at my wedding.

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming just appreciating a well kept face that doubles as a perfect place to sit.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

Cover Buy

When a person is embarrassed or does not want to be seen buying something in public, so they buy one or more things to cover up that purchase.

"Dude, why do you have this car magazine and teen life?"
"It was my cover buy when I bought this month's issue of hustler.."

"Why did you get new shampoo and a razor? The old ones are fine!" "I had to buy another 30-pack of extra large tampons so I used it as my cover buy.."

Cover Mama

Cover Mamas are females that say things like Oh That was meant for everyone else not just to you or No one asked you. they basically think they’re cool and are always right

Leah: * Send a party invitation*
Tim: By the way im not coming to the party this saturday
Leah: The message is for everyone not just YOU!
Tim: Shut up Leah your such a Cover mama you keep using phrases like That was meant for every one
Leah: NOBODY ASKED