Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming just appreciating a well kept face that doubles as a perfect place to sit.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

pencil cover

noun
a condom for a pencil aka a penis

lets get pencil covers on our way home from 7 11

Cover piggy

A hot girlfriend who uses all the blankets in bed, but is skinnier than a cover hog

This girl I slept with last night was being a total cover piggy.
At least she wasn't a cover hog.

Cover Buy

When a person is embarrassed or does not want to be seen buying something in public, so they buy one or more things to cover up that purchase.

"Dude, why do you have this car magazine and teen life?"
"It was my cover buy when I bought this month's issue of hustler.."

"Why did you get new shampoo and a razor? The old ones are fine!" "I had to buy another 30-pack of extra large tampons so I used it as my cover buy.."

Cover Mama

Cover Mamas are females that say things like Oh That was meant for everyone else not just to you or No one asked you. they basically think they’re cool and are always right

Leah: * Send a party invitation*
Tim: By the way im not coming to the party this saturday
Leah: The message is for everyone not just YOU!
Tim: Shut up Leah your such a Cover mama you keep using phrases like That was meant for every one
Leah: NOBODY ASKED

Salad Cover

Another term for a hat. Covers your hair(salad).

Bud we're in the Windy City, my letty is getting blown around like my horn was last night. I need a salad cover to contain this flowage from flying off my cranium.

slut cover

Similar to a pump cover at the gym, a slut cover is a piece of clothing (e.g. cardigan, shirt, jacket) worn over a revealing outfit for warmth or extra coverage.

“I’m going to wear this cropped cardigan as a slut cover tonight”