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skin color crayon

Refers to a tan color of crayon.

White Boy: "Hey Demarcus, you should use the skin color crayon."

Demarcus: "Fuck you Ethan."

White Boy "Oops."

"OH BOY, am I excited to use my skin color crayon."

by WDOG November 24, 2019


break your crayons

Trying to ruin your day or moment by doing something childish, petty or immature - like some did in kindergarden.
Similar but to "bust your chops", "break your balls", etc but with the added element of doing something childish or immature.

"My neighbor is a ballbuster. He purposely ran his dog through my flowers because I wouldn't lend him my lawnmower."
"Don't worry he's just trying to break your crayons."

by bebopnjazz April 23, 2007

190๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pee pee crayon

Slang word for weed used by teenagers in the Midwest region

Person 1: "Damn bro u good?"
Person 2: "Nah bro I'm on that pee pee crayon."

by XxMortifyxX September 23, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple Crayon

A name for someone that acts stupid.

"Hannah your such a Purple Crayon!"
"Bradley stop being a Purple Crayon!"

by Leasw October 26, 2008

41๐Ÿ‘ 482๐Ÿ‘Ž


not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass

well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box

by Holly Matronic May 11, 2007

80๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Brown Crayon

A big, hard turd!

Last night I dropped a big ass-bomb, when I flushed it there was bowl graffiti. The art of the Big Brown Crayon!

by Jesterger September 14, 2010


A Crayon will kill but a knife will not

a stupid saying when you're doing a movie group project

Type this in Jim"A crayon will kill but a knife will not"

by Jederdthegreat November 14, 2017