Random
Source Code
Random
When a chick is giving you head and you are about to cum, you pull her off your dick, push her head down, and cum all through her hair. U then use the cum to slick her hair back and up so that its spiked up like a douchbag italian from jersey. The more cum, the better the styling possibilities.
last night i gave my girlfriend a creamy italian. she thought it was funny and turned on sum music and started fist pumping like crazy
4👍 1👎
A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.
“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”
“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”
4👍 1👎
the act of receiving a tossed salad while simultaneously getting a reach around.
"She surprised me with a creamy caesar since I thought I was only getting a tossed salad."
22👍 15👎
An unfinished comic book written by a certain J.W. IV.
When told his comic extremley sucked ass, he stopped writing.
J.W.: Hey guys! Wanna read Mario Creamy, lolz!
Sturart: Mario Creamy sucks ass.
J.W.: Oh... I'll stop writing it then.
7👍 3👎
The act of two men ejaculating into their sex partner's ears, and then following up with a violent incursion of repeated ball slaps against the cum drenched ears, to create a warm sensation on the ears.
In need of warmth jeremy and Anthony cummed on eriks ears to prepare to supply him with creamy earmuffs.
9👍 5👎
a Creamy Truffle is when you put your dick slow or fast In And Out of the asshole an continue fucking there ass until you see a Foamy, White, and Snotty residue substance around your dick and there ass is Creamy Truffle
...He Fuck me in the Ass So Slow And Then Fast Until He Seen White Foamy Snot On His Dick...Dats that Creamy Truffle!!
5👍 2👎