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crime-a-lator

A piece of forensic equipment or forensics software used in procedural dramas that does not exist in the real world. Often used to solve a crime when the writers aren't intelligent or creative enough to have the characters use real world crime solving techniques.

Did you see "Bones" last night? They put a fragment of wrist bone in the Crime-a-lator to create a full facial reconstruction of the victim.

by gehern October 23, 2008


Fruit crime

A joke phrase said when a gay person is 'inconvenienced' and they state it's because they were gay. It's not actually a hate crime, but it's still funny

"Dude my teacher failed my test. That's a fruit crime"- some gay person at one point probably

by Kalico_kid September 11, 2021


process crime

A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.

Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.

by Crawdad Nelson February 01, 2019


crime time

Until the statute of limitations is met.

The crime time is a little over a year from now for this particular offense.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019


crime time

The duration a criminal spends in prison.

His crime time is 12 years to life.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018


Crime shame

Common mishearing of "crying shame".

That's a crime shame that Peggy failed her math exam.

by Sir Mortemous January 03, 2022


Hate Crimed

The past tense of a crime that was committed motivated by prejudice

“ I was hate crimed because I’m a lesbian

by cookiemonstered September 16, 2021