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a person who dosen't use any lotion on their hands or anything, they just go around having crispy hands. when you try to dap them off you get a blister or just get cut by them because of their crispyyyy hands.
Glen- whadd up.
Ediide robinson- supp
*both*-dap
Glen- son what the fuck you gave me a fucken blister.
Eddie robinson- ayo my fault. i guess my hands are crispy.
Glen- son let me help you out, i got some lotion for you so you can soften thoes crispy hands of yours.
Eddie robinson- okayy
Glen- okay lets try this again.
*both*- dap
Glen- son what the fuckkk my hand is bleeding now..fuck you yo. your hands are too crispyy
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When you try and light a fart into a strong headwind but end up backdrafting into your balls.
Cornelius tried to light a fart into a risky headwind and ended up with a crispy gohan
Performing cunnlingus on a burn victim
Man 1: Dude, sorry to hear about your girl getting caught in that house fire.
Man 2: Yeah, I'm gonna visit her in the hospital for some crispy nibbles to make her feel better.
Dried man/woman juice on the pubic hair region.
Jemma was going to blow Graham but he had crispy seaweed so she decided against it.
A crispy wristy is when you are old and masturbate while having arthritis in your wrists.
Hey Jim... What did you do last night?
Nothing Neil my Arthritis is playing up... But I had a crispy wristy before bed.
(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍
He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.
Another word for herpes.
"I banged that she-male the other night and woke up with lip crispies!"