the only living man who actually pulls hoes in crocs
I can’t believe daddy crocs
dropped another girls panties in crocs
The kind of boy who walks out of a room wearing pink crocs on his hands, and then screams and/or cries when you call him croc-hands.
Hey, you know that kid Jeremy? Yeah, his name is croc-hands now.
Crocs day is When you wear your crocs to school
lacey said that tomorrow’s crocs day; a day that you wear you crocs to school
Any activity involving Crocs ®
The couple were croc-ing through the mall gracefully.
Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.
Person 1: "Man, my feet hurt. This croc rash is out of control."
Person 2: "Kill yourself."
The phrase you use to tell someone wearing Crocs and watching burnout DJ's on Twitch to go fuck themselves.
Hey man why don't in to my live stream I'm gonna play some really old useless music tonight! - "Fuck Twitch, Croc Boy!"
The "Croc-five" refers to when two mutuals with the same pair of crocs celebrate their similar choice of footwear by removing said crocs from their feet (adjust sport mode to leisure if needed), place left shoe upon left hand, right shoe on right hand, then high school musical style jump in the air, bend knees slightly to achieve maximum distance from the ground, and double high five your partner with a photo-magic smile.
"yo bro, we be rockin' the same pair of crocs! you know what that means... Croc-five!!!!!!"