crooked burglar

under the leg, reverse grip masterbation manuver.

I walked in on my roomate and he was doing the "CROOKED BURGLAR"

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

shadow crook

A penis darker than the shade of your skin tone. They tend to be bent or crooked.

Thanks to my shadow crook, I have to pee side ways.

Crook Guts

When you’ve been eating filth and have inconsistent and violent bowel movements accompanied by room clearing amounts of gas.

Fucking Linc forced me to have a HSP on Wednesday and now I have crook guts

crooked h

slang for the Hyundai motor vehicle company / or Hyundai vehicle

Steve: hey did we get passed by a honda?
Brian: nah, that was a crooked h

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Garth Crooks

WHAT A BASTARD!!

Garth crooks

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captain crook

A Mcdonaldland character themed as a pirate.

Was released from McDonalds due to a gay affair with Grimace's alchoholic Irish uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey

"Did you hear that Captain Crook got caught burying the treasure in O'Grimacey?

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