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When you walk on the beach in flip flops and they kick sand up into your crotch. the resulting sand that gets stuck in and around the crotchal area gives you flop crotch.
"Ugh, on the walk back from the beach I got some total flop crotch."
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Also known as "the v", crotch abs are the lines of the lower abdomen that form the shape of a V which point to the crotchular area.
Person A: Check out that shirtless individual over there.
Person B: That dude's rocking some serious crotch abs.
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The act of gazing upon with intent the crotch of a perspective mate in order to ascertain the size of their genetalia, including but not limited to, girth and length of the penis.
"Dude, Tom has a 2" dick!" "He does not!" "How do you know?" "I've done a lot of Crotch-staring"
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When it is so hot outside that a girl can cook a ham in her pants... like a crock pot could.
It's so hot outside I feel like a crotch pot! I could cook a ham in my pants!
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Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).
Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.
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An affliction or blessing that causes a person to constantly stare at crotches.
"Girl, crotch-vision has struck again! Look at Wang Chung in that polyester jumpsuit over there! It's like a bad car accident. My eyes can't look away from his dirty souf."
When you dont shower for a while and your crotch begins to take on an odor similar to that of yogurt.
Person 1: Woah, do you smell that?
Person 2: .....wot
Person 1: OMG, you've got yogurt crotch! Wash that!