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Coconut Crushers

A Pacific Islander with big feet, large shoe size over 13. Genetically inclined to be very athletic in sports and stomping.

Damn, you got some big ass feet! Don't step on me with yo big ass coconut crushers.

by 718livingin808 September 30, 2021


Beetle crushers

A nickname for infantry men during the Korean War.

We lost a dozen good beetle crushers in a daring attempt to take "Old Baldy" yesterday.

by Kakeman January 16, 2018


Metal Crusher

*You have the sudden urge for DRAMA! ROMANCE! BLOODSHED!

*Oh and legs

*It smells of METTATON

Metal Crusher Intensifies.

by A random little bean March 02, 2021


Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 18, 2022


Tortilla crusher

Homophonic slang. The tortilla is another word for loose ass.

He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.

by Pjlockitup February 18, 2022


Smush-mitten cum crusher

A very active promiscuous street walker

Bly is a smush-mitten cum crusher on the weekends.

by PBJay July 02, 2019


Slash Crusher

When a transvestite enjoys a straight female curb stomping their throat which results in the transvestite achieving orgasm.

“Hey man what’s going on over there, is it a fight?”
“Nah, it’s just a tranny getting a Slash Crusher.”

by bham69420 January 30, 2023